Todays Meeting

The meeting was started by one of our Bull Pen Presidents, Brad Board, exactly at the prescribed time of 12:10 p.m.

Pro Tem President Brad asked Lion Dee Baughman to start with a rousing song, which was the wonderful version of God Bless America. The sound was so good that the comment was made that this should be a touring group. Lion Colin Franey was heard carrying the bass sounds very well.

Lion Tony Loliva led the Pledge of Allegiance, and Lion Pete Sherwood followed the prayer. The coveted no-fine badge was won by Lion Mark Olsen.

Announcements

The Murder Mystery dinner this coming up this Saturday, Get your orders in now. We still need gift baskets and gift cards. 

The announcements were few, but here are the highlights; The Student Speaker contest meeting is on Saturday, Sept. 9th at 10:00 am at St. Paul’s Church for anyone interested in being involved this year. The Murder Mystery Dinner fundraiser is coming up on Saturday, Sept. 16th, with a 6:00 p.m. starting time. Our monthly board meeting is on Wednesday, Sept 13th, at Valhalla’s Rest. at 7:00 a.m. You are invited to come along to this very informative meeting.

Auction Items

After a spirited auction, the prize was won by Lion Pat Harrison and then graciously given back to Lion Karen McVaigh, who very kindly shared them with the club attendees. Lion Pat Harrison purchased them for $15.00. Lion Tom Link has just returned from his hideaway in Morro Bay with some Marion Berry jam. According to a local legend, originated in Morro Bay. Lion Pat Harrison also purchased this.

Lion Craig Wheaton had been all around the globe and was so busy that he neglected to bring an auction item. He shared $20.00 with the club. Lion Pete Sherwood just returned from a short weekend in Texas (catching Major League stadium #20), and Lion Pete provided the club with $20.00. Lion Mark Olsen, who just returned from a trip to Boise, ID, also provided the club with the $20.00 offer of guilt, The club makes more money with the negligent forgetful offenders, thanks folks.

New Member Inductions

Lion Bob Line did his usually very competent induction of new members, with a history lesson of the club and then installation of Lion Elaine Dias and Lion Colin Franey.

Happy Bucks 

There were quite a few folks who were happy for a variety of reasons. Lion Tom Link was happy to be in Morro Bay and for a round of golf, with one par and three lost golf balls. Lion Dee Baughman was happy that he also had a par with no lost golf balls. Lion John Parker was happy that he was able to traverse the roadway of Hwy 65 from his store in Bakersfield to the 76th Anniversary dinner at the Three Rivers Lions Club event on Thursday evening. Lion Mark Olsen was happy they had a great trip to Boise, ID, to move their daughter and son-in-law to Kuna, ID. Isn’t Kuna a rather unusual name for a town? Makes me think of the song in Lion King (Makuna Matada). Lion Brad Board mentioned that a local CI source with the First Presbyterian Church had advised him that Lion Tom Link was celebrating 59 years of marriage and that Lion tom Link hadn’t said a lick of anything during the Happy Bucks time. Lion Tom Link graciously shared $.59 with the club, when the appropriate amount should have been, $1 dollar for every year, but you know that Lion Tom Link is on a fixed income, according to unverified sources.

Fines

The only fine recorded at today’s club meeting was for Lion Allen Ventling, who was on the roster to go to the Three Rivers Dinner and didn’t make the event, for unknown reasons. Lion John Parker, who traveled great distances to make this event, was the provocateur of this fine.

Drawings 

Today’s Secret Greeter was Lion Bob Line, who admonished Lion Dee Baughman and Lion Pat Harrison for not shaking his hand. There were several disputes as to the veracity of Lion Bob Line’s accusations, but the unrepresented two parties paid their respective fines.

The $5.00 raffle was won by Lion Colin Franey as well as the Free Ad. The scribe can’t remember who won the Lottery Tickets, and Lion Dee Baughman won the marble drawing but came up empty in that endeavor.

A Thank You

This weeks Roar is brought to you by Lion Allen, who took notes, and Lion Brad, who transcribed them and sent them my way. Thanks to both of them for their work. They would make an excellent roar editor pair; just something to consider.  Lion Roy 

Todays Meeting

Our small but very vibrant evening group meeting met at Mountain Mikes Pizza. The following Lions were in attendance: Lions Steve Gerrard, Melinda Blankenship, Elaine Dias, Mark Olsen, Aaron O’Dell, and Brad Board. We all enjoyed the pizza buffet and the time of fellowship around the tables.

The meeting was very casual, and here is the recap of the events.

The Murder Mystery Dinner (Sept. 16th) was discussed, and there needs to be some last-minute efforts to pull this together for the club. The following donations have been received to date.

We have the following sponsors. 

Kaweah Health $1,000

Law Office of Peter Sherwood $1,000

Altura Healthcare $500

Tachi Palace 2,500

Central Valley Operator group/McDonalds $500

Club Visitations.

The annual Three Rivers dinner will be held on Thursday, sept. 7th at the Lions Arena in Three Rivers. If you plan on attending, please let Lion Steve Gerrard know no later than September 2nd, so he can confirm that number from our club attending.

There will be a visitation for the Sequoia Lions on September 5th at Marie Callenders. This is an evening meeting, and the start time is 5:30 p.m.

News You can Use:

Bob Bricker has been in rehab, following an accident. He hopes to be back to Quail Park at Shannon Ranch very soon.

There was a recommendation to shelve the idea of an evening meeting, since there were just six Lions in attendance. This will be discussed at the next Board meeting, which takes place on September 13th at Valhalla’s at 7:00 a.m.

Happy Bucks

Lion Melinda was $10.00 happy that she had an excellent trip to Iowa to see her family this past week. She got to see her extended family of thousands and had a wonderful family reunion, in the basement of the American Legion Hall. In typical Iowa hospitality, one of the family members created and built an indoor miniature golf course, in the basement of course. Her Great Aunt Lil turned 100 years old when Melinda was back there to celebrate too.

Line Mark was happy that he was leaving for Boise, ID to see his daughter and son-in-law, along with his wife and daughter. Mark is hopefully planning on returning from this trip.

Lion Aaron is traveling to Avila Beach for a few days of respite from the heat with fellow Lion Betty.

Lion Steve is happy and grateful to have a newly painted exterior of his home.

Lion Elaine was happy that we had rain.

Fines

Lion Elaine fined herself since she was late to the meeting. Lion Tom Link, where are you when we need you?

Other topics of interest

We didn’t have a speaker, so Lion Brad shared with the group about the current state of insurance in CA. It was such a heartwarming topic, that Lion Brad has a new moniker “The Shredder of Happiness”.

There was no drawing for the $5.00 drawing, nor the free ad or the lottery tickets. The marble drawing was one by Lion Aaron and he fell short of the goal of the white marble. Maybe next time, Lion Aaron.

The meeting was adjourned at 6:35 p.m.

Our Meeting 

Our meeting was opened by the very capable but terrified of losing the “bell”, Past President Allen Venting. There was a mention of Karma visiting Lion Allen for past sins. Lion Ton Link led the pledge of Allegiance, followed by a boisterous song of God Bless America, led by the talented Lion Bob Lion and then the prayer by Lion Brad Board.

Our only guest today was our speaker, Michael Crile, who will be speaking on the IOOF, not Toastmasters, as originally billed.

Our meeting portion officially started at 12:46, when Lion Past President Allen somehow, won the coveted No Fine Badge. There is an investigation ongoing as to how that happened. The August birthdays were announced, and only Lion Betty Odell was sung to today.

Announcements

The visitation to the Exeter Lions Club went well, and there was a good attendance from the club. Two more visitations are scheduled: Sequoia Lions on August 15^th at the Amigos Restaurant (WE Corner of Walnut and Akers) at noon and the Sunset Lions monthly meeting on Sept. 5^th at Marie Calendars at 6:00 p.m. Please talk to Lion Allen for more information

Lion Melinda went to the district convention in Fresno and prepared very copious notes, which are attached to the Roar, for your reading pleasure.

Plan on attending the next Board meeting on August 9^th at 7:00 a.m. at the Valhalla Restaurant. If you have any board meeting agenda items, don’t hesitate to get in touch with our current President, Allen Ventling.

IPP Tony shared a very nice note (the first one received) from our Student Speaker contest contestant, thanking the club for allowing her to participate in our Student Speaker program.

The Murder Mystery Dinner is coming up very soon, and a reminder to all club members to please bring your gift cards to the club and help us out in any way in procuring gift baskets, gift cards, or other items to be opportunitie drawing giveaways on our event.

The Band Review committee will be having a meeting soon; please contact Lion Tom Gaebe for details. The Roar scribe missed the details of this event. I am confessing so I may be able to get out of a fine due to incompetence on my behalf.

Auction Items

There was one auction item presented, and the intended person, who it was purchased for was not at the club today. Lion Tom Link has just returned from a River Boat cruise on the Columbia River, starting in Portland, OR and ending in Spokane, WA. Lion Tom brought back some very good local fruit spread and the winning bid went to Lion Elaine Dias.

Happy Bucks

Happy Buck

Lion Elaine Dias instituted a new rule that everyone who attends the club MUST be happy to be in attendance, and a Happy Buck is required if you attend.

Lion Pat Harrison was happy that his grandson would be baptized in the Catholic Church on August 26^th.

Lion Tom Gaebe was happy that his L.A. Dodgers were still in first place.

Lion Dee Baughman was elated that the S.F. Giants are only 2 ½ games behind the L.A. Dodgers.

Lion Bob Line, who hasn’t played golf for some time, enjoyed a round of 9 holes with 3 pars this morning. We are unsure how many golf balls he lost on the course, but he was happy with his pars.

Lion Tm Link was happy with his trip and that he had an opportunity to refill his coffers for fines while he is living on his fixed income.

Lion Betty Odell was happy to be at the meeting.

Lion Aaron Odell was happy that we had a guest speaker for today.

Lion Pat Harrison was happy to pay fine to leave early today.

Lion Brad Board was happy that he had a great family trip to Glacier National Park and encouraged everyone to put it on their bucket list.

Lion Allen Ventling was happy that Lion Brad had enjoyed his home state of Montana.

Lion Steve Gerard was happy that his granddaughter has the lead in the play Frozen this weekend in Clovis and the Frozen crew was on Channel 26 news with Kopi.

FINES

Lion Dee fined Lion Tony after a very long explanation of how Lion Tony had stolen Lion Dee’s parking place, so Lion Dee, with his very sore back, had to walk to club uphill and through the snow both ways.

Lion Tom Link fined Lion Dee for not knowing the name of the street that he was trying to park on, just outside of our club meeting (FYI, it is Johnson Street).

Lion Allen fined Lion Tom Link for texting Lion Roy Dressel (our absent Roar Editor) during the club meeting; this was allegedly so Lion Roy could stay in the bidding for the beloved auction item. Is texting a fineable event?

SECRET GREETER

This role was filled today by Lion Bob Line, who felt very neglected by his table today, so Lions Dee, Lion Tom Gaebe, Lion Tony, and Lion Pat were all fined, and somehow, Lion Tom Link made the cut. That will be investigated.

 Drawings

The $5.00 dollar drawing was won by Lion Pat. H, and the funds were designated to the Leo Club.

Lion Brad won the Lotto tickets with ZERO results in the win column.

Program

Our Guest speaker today was Michael Crile, representing the Independent Order of Odd Fellows (IOOF). He described the club as an organization with a fundamental motto: “Friendship, Love and Truth, harmony among everyone. He provided a good overview of the history of his organization and his desire, as the leader of this group next year, to partner with other service clubs in the community. The organization’s website is www.ioof.org.

This week’s Roar newsletter was written and typset (wow, is that a thing anymore, he typed it all) by Lion Brad.

Lion Elaine won the free add

Lion Melinda attended the recent district meeting and took the following notes. 

Updates from District Meeting on 7/22/23

LCI Foundation Fundraising

Year 2 of a 3-year goal with $57,000 raised. Requesting $950 per club for the next two years or

$35 per club member donation. Want to be fully funded when clubs ask for grants?

Bearskin Meadows – PDG Judy Wooley

Cleaned on Memorial Day Weekend. The cafeteria is now closed due to a cracked beam from the heavy snowfall this last winter. PDG Craig Cooper and group are reviewing how to fix.

Fundraiser for BSM on Friday, April 6, 2024 train ride going to Hillcrest Tree Farm. $20 is the train ride and BBQ lunch with game booths. More information coming.

California Lions Foundation – IPDG / Director Falguni Patel

Current holdings of $453K with goal of $SOOK. Grant opportunities are available with a newly­ adopted, streamlined application. Paradise CA received $90K during their fire catrosophy. “Hunger Grants” will be available this year: food insecurity, poverty, lack of healthy foods. Grant period is 3/1/23 to 10/31/23. Monies raised through the Foundation stay here in California. Can award a Kay Fukushima Fellowship for $1K.

Lions New Year’s Float/ Bus Trip – IPDG Falguni Patel

Saturday, December 9, with SO-passenger bus. The Cutler-Orosi Student Speaker Contest Winner will ride on the float this year. More information is coming.

USA Canada Leo Forum – IPDG Falguni Patel

Aug 2 to 5 in Chicago. Last year we sent 15 Leo Clubs with 330 Leos to the Forum.

Lions USA Canada Forum – PDG David Hamilton September 22 and 23 in Reno this year

Kases for Kids – District Secretary Kaden Ferretti

25th anniversary. Has a donated storage space in Reedley now. Looking for school supplies or cash donations for them. Also looking for baby items as many of the “kids” are new mothers.

Officer Training in June was so well attended that they will schedule another in early October and will include Zone and Region Chair positions