Visalia Host Lions Roar Newsletter for 12-3-23

Visalia Host Lions Roar Newsletter for 12-3-23

Lion Bob Line and Lion Mark Olsen

Lion Bob Line has a happy buck to put in the bucket.

Lion Tom Link

Lion Tom Link surprised everyone with a bag of salt water taffee to auction. 

Todays Meeting

Stand-in President Lion Roy led the meeting today and had Lion Bob Line lead us in a rousing rendition of God Bless America, Lion Mark led the flag salute, and Lion Pete did the invocation.

Your roar editor, Lion Roy, won the no-fine badge.

Lion Bob Line was the secret greeter and fined Lion Dee and Lion Tom Link for not shaking his hand.

Announcements

Lion Roy, along with Lions Allen and Steve, announced that Monday’s Candy Cane Lane Parade organization went well and thanked Jose Barajas of Ka-Lazh Hair Salon on church street for his help again this year. 

Lion Dee announced that his barbershop group, the Mighty Oak Chorus, will have a concert this Saturday, December 9th. You can find complete info here

Christmas program: Friday the 15th will be our Christmas program this year, with a group from Redwood High School being our entertainment. Please let Lion Roy (text me at 559-289-2382) know if you will be attending and if you will have a guest so we can tell Daniel at Left of Center. We will also pass the hat for Daniel’s yearly tip over the next couple weeks. Plus, please bring two unwrapped toys, one for a boy and one for a girl, so that we can give them to Emergency Aid that day. 

Auction Items

After being called out but not fined (not with the no fine badge)  for not calling for any auction items, fill in President Lion Roy called on Lion Tom Link, who auctioned off a bag of, wait for it, Salt Water Taffy, that went to Lion Karen for $6.

Happy Bucks 

Lion Karen started the happy bucks with five of them for returning to the club after a few weeks away.

Lion Steve was happy about the Christmas Parade’s success and the fact that it was over.

Lion Tom Gaebe was happy to be here and happy to see the PD with us today.

Lion Dee was happy that his daughter and Tom’s daughter were having birthdays soon, as they were both born one day apart at the old Kaweah Hospital.

Lion Tom Link was also happy to be at the meeting today.

Lion Tony was also happy the parade went so well.

Lion Aaron was happy his wife, Lion Betty, was recovering well from her recent pacemaker implant.

Lion Allen was happy about his recent trip to Carson City with his son and Daughter, but not so delighted that he left Carson City Casinos some of his money.

Lion Pete was $20 happy for a bunch of stuff.

Lion Mark was happy his daughter was doing well in her first winter in Boisi, Idaho.

Fines

Lion Tom Link was fined because he was late. Actually, I think he fined himself, and he was fined for his phone going off.

Lion Dee funded Lion Tom Gaebe for USC losing to UCLA in football.

Lion Pete fined Lion Tom Link because the other day, Lion Tom came up to him in their neighborhood and got on his case for not having his Christmas light up, but Pete noted that Tom didn’t know what he was talking about because they were already up.

Lion Allen and Lion Mark

Lion Allen is happy he had been to Carson City with his kids, and Lion Mark takes his buck. 

Drawings 

The $5 drawing went to Lion Karen, who donated it to the Leo Club.

Lotto ticket: Lion Karen. ( Stay away for a couple of weeks, and you win everything)

The marble drawing went to Lion Mark who picked a nonwhite marble, winning nothing but that nonwhite marble.

chief Salazar

Visalia Police chief Jason Salazar was our guest speaker today. 

Liz and David

Elizabeth Jones, Visalia PD’s new Public Information Officer, and officer Daniel Ford were also our guests today.

bulldogs

Lion Tom Link says
go Bulldogs

Visalia Host Lions Roar Newsletter For 11-17-23

Visalia Host Lions Roar Newsletter For 11-17-23

Lions Meeting for Nov 17, 2023

Lion Tamer Lion Elaine collects money from one of our guests from Cutler-Orosi Lions club

Todays Meeting

Bullpen President Lion Roy led our meeting today and called on Lion Pat to lead us in singing My Country Tis of Thee, Lion Bob Line for the flag salute, and Lion Dee to do the invocation.

Lion Tony won the no-fine badge today.

Guests

Our head greeter, Lion Allen, announced the four members of the Cutler-Orosi Lions Club who were visiting today and who became our program as the scheduled program canceled because of a funeral. The Cutler-Orosi group is in the process of getting another short tail award. This award is erned by any Lion who visitis at least 11 clubs in district 4A2 (our district) during a year (July 1-June 3oth). There is also a Long Tail award, and that is erned by visiting every club in District 4A2. for that there is no time limit. 

Announcements

Christmas Parade: Monday, November 27th, will be the annual Candy Cane Lane parade, which means our club helps organize the entrants so that they are all lined up and ready to go down the route in the order they are set to do. If you are prepared to help, meet Lion Steve at the corner of Main and Liberty at 5:00 PM, (in front of Uhl Rubber) to pick up paperwork. Wear your Lion’s vest, bring a flashlight (a headband light works great), and be ready to tell people where to go.

The Cutler-Orosi group announced their 40th-anniversary celebration will be held at the Orosi Memorial Hall on January 26th and we are all invited.

Happy Bucks 

Lion Elaine was happy that Lion Betty was doing well. She had recently had a pacemaker installed and had to go back and have a little more work done on it. We all have her in our thoughts and prayers and hope to see her soon.

Lion Dee was happy that he recently had a Great Gradnshild added to his list of grandkids and great-grandkids.

Lion Tom Gaebe was happy to see the four Lions from the Cutler-Orosi club with us today and he was also happy with all the help from both our club and the Cutler-Orosi club provided at the band review on October 21. 

Lion Michael from Cutler-Orosi was happy that clubs could help each other.

Lion Roy was happy to see the Cutler-Orosi group, and was happy he got to ride his motorcycle to club today, and was able to get through some stalled traffic on high 99 by doing some lane splitting.

Lion Bob Line was happy that his relative who is in the Honda TV commercial for having a car with about a million miles on the clock is getting seen by some of the club members.

Fines

Lion Dee fined Lion Pat, but the notes do not reveal the reason. Does Dee need a reason? 

Lion Elaine fined herself for being late and for not having a badge on. 

Lion Tamer Betty

We wish Lion Betty a swift recovery and hope to see her soon.

Lion Elaine gives Lion Tony the no fine badge.

Lion Tony pays a dollar for the no-fine badge. 

Drawings 

The $5 drawing went to Lion Evette from the Cutler-Orosi club, who will donated it to the Lion Cubs in her club. The cubs are kids 12 years and younger. They said they have one who is about six months old in that group. 

Lotto ticket: Lion Bob Line

The marble drawing went to Lion Tom Gaebe, who picked a nonwhite marble, winning nothing but that nonwhite marble. 

49ers

Lion Tom Gaebe also won the free add.

Program Speakers 

Use our online scheduler to find out available dates and have them book it online. 

Or have them call or text Lion Roy at 559-289-2382

Visalia Host Lions Roar Newsletter for 11-10-23

Visalia Host Lions Roar Newsletter for 11-10-23

Lion Juneann Smith

Lion JuneAnn Smith with the Miss California Padgent. 

Lion Pete

Lion Pete has a happy buck. 

Todays Meeting

Lion President Roy led our meeting today and called on Lion Bob Line to lead us in singing God Bless America, Lion Craig for the flag salute, and Lion Pete to do the invocation.

Your club greeter, Lion Allen, won the no-fine badge.

Announcements

Lion Bob Line reminded the club that the celebration of life for Lion Bob Bricker would be Saturday, November 18th at the Darling Hotel from 1:30-4:30.

Lion president Roy announced that at the meeting on Wednesday morning, the board decided to end the almost two-year practice of meeting on the fourth Wednesday of every month in the evening. The club will return to meeting every Friday at noon at Left of Center.

The board also voted to return to a golf tournament fundraiser to be held on Friday, September 20th, 2024. After the results of the Murder Mystery Dinner had not been what the club had hoped, the board decided that we would go back to an event that the club had done for many years in the past. Lion Melinda will be the committee chairman.

The board also voted to give Hands in the Community a donation of $250 to help with the purchase of a special boot for an elderly lady who had found her boot missing when she returned from a stay in a nursing home. The original boot had been paid for by her insurance and she did not have the funds to pay for a new one out of her pocket. Hands in the community had then gone to the manufacturer and negotiated a lower price, then went to a local doctor who agreed to change his cost. 

The board also decided that Friday, December 15th, would be the date for our annual Christmas party. Invite your spouse or friend and bring a toy for a boy and a girl for our annual drive for Visalia Emergency Aid.

Happy Bucks 

Lion president Roy was happy he had no jobs for the coming week. After over a month of being swamped, it’s time for a little rest.

Lion Dee had a happy buck/announcement because the Mighty Oak Chorus, of which he and Lion Pat are members, has a Christmas concert coming up on December 9th at the Fountain church.

Lion Bob Line was happy Fresno State football had won.

Lion Tony was happy to see Lion June Anna and Ms. California Teen Marlie Wright with us today.

Lion Craig was happy that he was able to ride his bike to the meeting today and happy that the snow, which is due later in the week, was going to hold off for a few days so he could get his ski patrol lessons in.

Lion Pete was also happy to see our guests and happy that he was moving his office to a larger space soon.

Lion Pat was happy that Lion Tony filled in as the Lion Tamer for the day, and he was happy for his barbershop group’s Christmas program.

Fines

Lion Dee fined Lion Craig for scaring him by riding his bike and not stopping at the stop sign.

Lion Roy had a buck for a joke about Frosty the snowman in the vegetable aisle, checking out the carrots; when asked what he was doing, he replied, oh nothing, just picking my nose.

Lion Bob Line was fined for not having his badge on.

Lions Pete, JunAnn and Dee

Not sure what the expressions on Lions Dee and Pete are about? 

Ms California Teen Marlie Wright

Ms California Tee, Marlie Wright

Drawings 

For the second week in a row, Lion Pete won the  $5 drawing and donated it to the Leo Club. 

Lotto ticket: Lion Dee

The marble drawing went to Lion President Roy who drew a yellow marble. 

Mighty Oak Chorus

Lion Dee won the add this week. 
Click on the image for more info. 

Program Speakers 

Use our online scheduler to find out available dates and have them book it online. 

Or have them call or text Lion Roy at 559-289-2382

Visalia Host Lions Roar Newsletter for 11-3-23

Visalia Host Lions Roar Newsletter for 11-3-23

Lion Karen

Lion Karen fined Lion John 

Lion Pat

Lion Pat tells a joke. 
“Those Chicago Bears never Beat Anyone”

Todays Meeting

The last of the bullpen presidents, Lion Roy, led our meeting today and called on Lion Dee to lead us in singing a rousing song, Lion Leigh to lead us in saluting our flag, and Lion John to do the invocation.

Lion Leigh won the no-fine badge.

Lion Mark was our secret greeter and managed to avoid some members and get a few dollars for the club.

Announcements 

Lion Bob Line announced that the celebration of life for Lion Bob Bricker will be held on Saturday, November 18th, at the Darling Hotel in Downtown Visalia from 1:30-4:30.

Lion Steve passed around a plaque given to the club by the Cal Ripken Baseball League for our sponsorship of one of the teams.

A signup sheet was passed around for work on the Candy Cane Lane Parade the Monday after Thanksgiving.

Reminder: Wednesday, November 8th, is our monthly board meeting at Valhalla’s Restaurant on Center Street at 7 AM.

Next week, we will have Miss California Teen, Marlie Wright with us for our program, which should be a good one.

Happy Bucks 

Acting president Lion Roy had a happy $20 because he was back at the club after being absent for the past month. It had been one of the busiest months he had had in his business in many years.

Lion Craig was happy to see Lion Roy leading the meeting today because he didn’t have to do it.

Lion Iris East-Fever from the Sequoia Lions Club (and our speaker today) was happy to be with us because it took her away from her hectic job for a few hours.

Lion John was happy to see Lion Iris and Lion Leigh with us. Lion Leigh had been away for a few weeks.

Lion Tom Gaebe was happy the Band Review went off so well, and he thanked all of the club members who helped out that day.

Lion Leigh was happy that he had taken a group of Special Olympics athletes to Sacramento for a Golf tournament recently, and they had all received a second-place award.

Lion Aaron was happy his wife, Lion Betty, was feeling better.

Lion Pat had a happy $5 and a joke about the Chicago Bears. He was also happy that a local Halloween Hay ride had gone well and work on his sprinkler system was finished.

Lion Karen was happy she had just 75 kids come to her house for Halloween.

Lion Roy was happy that he had his usual amount of kids for Halloween: zero, up from last year’s  negative 0.

Fines

Lion Mark fined himself because he had to leave early.

Lion Pete fined acting president Lion Roy because he had not sent out an email reminding him of the meeting schedule, so he, along with Lion Dee and Lion Pat, showed up last Friday when there was no meeting, being that there was a Wednesday evening meeting that week.

Lion Karen fined Lion John because she did not get the normal Lions 10% discount at John’s Feet for Life shoe store, she was informed that it was now just 5%. In his defense, Lion John said that was a mistake, and the Lion’s discount is still 10%. She also fined Lions Pete, Dee, and Pat for not knowing the schedule and coming to Left of Center for the meeting last Friday.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lion Irist East-Feaver from the Visalia Emergence Air counsel and the Sequoia Lions Club was our program today. She talked about the Race against Hunger taking place on Thanksgiving morning and what Emergence Aid does for the needy people of the county.

Lion Iris

Lion Iris giving her presentation. 

Drawings 

The $5 drawing went to Lion Pete, who donated it to the Leo Club. 

Lotto ticket: went to Lion Pete also. (that guy wins everything) 

The marble drawing went to Lion Leigh, who picked a nonwhite marble, winning nothing but that nonwhite marble.

fun flicks

Lion Elane won the free ad.

(click on the photo to learn more) 

Program Speakers 

Use our online scheduler to find out available dates and have them book it online. 

Or have them call or text Lion Roy at 559-289-2382

Visalia Host Lions Roar newsletter for 10-6-23

Visalia Host Lions Roar newsletter for 10-6-23

District governor Lion Christy  Kroell

District Governor Lion Christy Kroell was todays program

Lion Allen in his 80s headdress

Lion Allen served as president today and was adorned in his headdress from the 80s murder mystery dinner. 

Todays Meeting

Bullpen President Lion Allen led our meeting today and called on Lion Brad to lead us in saluting the flag, Lion Dee to lead us in singing God Bless America, and Lion Pete to do the invocation.

Lion Craig volunteered to be today’s tail twister.

Our guest and former district governor, Lion Al Kroell, drew for the no-fine badge, which Lion Pete won.

Announcements

Mid-Relief president Lion Allen announced that the board meeting will be this Wednesday at Valhalla on Center Street at 7:00 AM. 

Lion Tom Gaebe announced that the band review will be on Saturday, October 21st, and help is needed. There will be 35 bands this year. 

Our bookkeeper, Lion Karen, announced we had made about a thousand dollars on the Murder Mystery Dinner. While this was not as much as we had hoped, there was a period when there was a worry of losing money. 

Happy Bucks 

Lion Dee was happy that his granddaughter, about to turn 13, would be in a play soon at the Enchanted Playhouse.

Lion Tom Gaebe was happy that he would be in South Bend a week from today to watch his USC football team play Notre Dame.

Lion Tom Link was happy Fresno State Football was undefeated; they have won 14 games in a row.

Lion Tony was just happy to be here.

Lion Bob Line was also happy to be at the meeting today. (for more reasons than one) 

District Governor Christy Kroell was also happy to be with us today and also happy that her home club, the Fresno Host Lions (who sponsored our club back in 1926), was about to celebrate its 103 birthday.

Lion Christy’s husband and past district governor was happy to be with us today.

Lion Pete was also happy his father-in-law, Lion Bob Line, was with us today. Lion Bob had an incident last week where he had to be taken to the hospital, but he is AOK now.

Lion Colin was happy that his business, Franey’s, was celebrating sixty-eight years in business.

Lion Brad was happy that space aliens were not visiting our planet after seeing your roar editor Lion Roy coming to the meeting in his motorcycle gear.

Lion Craig was happy that he could take a three-day backpacking trip in Yosemite this weekend.

Lion Allen was happy to see both Lion Christy and Lion Al here today. He was also happy Lion Tom Gaebe putting in the work again this year for the band review.

Lion Karen was happy that she and Lion Rick were going to Laughlin this evening for the weekend.

Fines

Lion Dee fined Lion Bob Line because of his incident at a class reunion this past week. He caused 14 heart attacks, and three ladies tried to give him mouth-to-mouth recreation.

Lion Karen fined herself for having to leave early.

Lion Allen fined Lion Roy for not addressing the District Governor as “Lion” Christy.

Lion Pete gives a happy buck.

Lion Pete gives a happy buck for the successful recovery of his father in law, Lion Bob Line. 

Drawings 

The $5 drawing went to Lion Pete, who donated it to the Leo Club. 

Lotto ticket: Lion Craig

The marble drawing went to non other then Lion Pete, who picked a nonwhite marble, winning nothing but that nonwhite marble.

49ers

Lion Craig won the free add.

Lions Program Online Booking

Have somone who would like to speak to our club?  Here’s the link to our online booking page: https://www.visaliahostlions.org/booking/

You can check what days are available and ether send them the link or book it for them. No need to contact me to find what days are available or to let me know that a program has booked, I’ll see the email come through that the date is taken.

Lion Roy 

Visalia Host Lions Roar Newsletter 9-22-23

Visalia Host Lions Roar Newsletter 9-22-23

Lions club meeting for 9-22-23

Darren and Diana Peterson from American Care Hospice giving there program today. 

Todays Meeting

Lion  Tony was our bullpen president today and called on Lion Dee to lead us in singing God Bless America, Lion Craig for the flag salute, and Lion Bob Line to do the invocation.

Greater Lion Allen announced that our guests today were our program, Diana and Darren Peterson from American Care Hospice.

Lion Karen won the no-fine badge today.

Lion Bob Line was today’s secret greater but he was so popular that everyone shook his hand. 

Announcements

Lion Tom Link, who is president of the Tulare County Board of Education, passed out  the new, and first of its kind, Annual Report on the impact of the office of educiation on students, educators and parents.

Happy Bucks 

Lion Craig was happy that the major remodel on his old house, a project that has been going on for over a year, is now starting to progress again after he had to hire a new contractor who was able to fit his budget better.

Lion Bob Line, who won the Lotto tickets last week, announced that he had won $20 and gave 10% to the club. He was also happy to have celebrated his 90th birthday with a big family party with about 75 people set up by his son-in-law, Lion Pete.

Lion Tom Link was happy about the Murder Mystery Dinner last Saturday, mainly because he was the big winner of three raffle prizes. He was also happy the 49ers had won the NY Giants the on Thursday night. 

Lion Pat was happy that the Murder Mystery Dinner had gone well, even though he was not in attendance.

Lion Steve was happy he was home alone for the week as his wife had gone on a cruise.

Lion Pat was also $5 happy that Diana and Darren were with us for the Hospice program. Lion Pat’s mother had been in Hospice care before she passed, and it was a great service.

Lion Mark was happy that the MMD had gone well and thanked Lion Pete for being one of the big sponsors of the event. 

Lion Pete was also happy that the 49ers had won, being that the SF Giants were a lost cause (man, that makes me happy writing those words). He was also happy because his parents had just celebrated their 70 wedding anniversary, and he was happy for Lion Bob’s 90th birthday. 

Lion Pat was $10 happy for Lion Bob’s 90th birthday and Lion Pete’s parents’ 70 anniversary. 

Lion Dee was happy that he had had his best golf game in over two years recently, and he also noticed that neither Lion Bob nor Lion Tom was not bragging about their game. 

Lion John Parker had a happy buck for the MMD and another for all the hard work Lion Lauri had done to make it a success. 

Lion Karen was happy the MMD went well, but mainly because it was over. 

Fines

Lions Mark and Tom Link were fined for being late to today’s meeting. 

Lion Tom Link fined Lion Bob Line for not inviting him to his 90th birthday party. Lion Bob said it was just family. 

Lion Allen fined Lion John for wearing a wig to the part just Like Lion Allen’s mullet, but Lion John counted, saying that his wig was not a mullet. 

Lion Pat fined himself for being the money taker at today’s meeting.

Lions Allen and Bob

Lion Allen, taking tail twister duties today gives Lion Bob the lotto tickets. 

Lions allen and John

Lion John draws for the white marble and comes up with it. 

Drawings 

The $5 drawing went to Lion Craig, who donated it to the eye foundation.

Lotto ticket: Lion Bob Line (again) 

The marble drawing went to Lion John, who did pick the white marble, (amount won redacted by request of Lion John) 

Broncos

Lion Tony says go Bronco’s